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In re: 2023 KQ14 — Failure to Orbit as Predicted
Docket No. SOL-2026-0914 • Outer Solar System Circuit Court
Charge: Wilful deviation from projected trans-Neptunian trajectory, in violation of the Planet Nine Gravitational Mandate (Hypothetical)
DEFENDANT
Planet Nine
[ ABSENT — CONTEMPT OF COURT ]
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VERDICT
Case dismissed — insufficient gravitational evidence.